StubeeChubee

I’m a man of many talents, some from my 4" magic wand. I'm less than average, but not exactly micro (thought I shrivel to the most compact of packages.I like my junk. I may be a thumb-and-two-fingers stroker, but I love it. Honestly, which is in short supply on xHamster, I've got my issues with male aging, but I don't let them get in my way.

Having said that, my imagination isn't running short these days at all. If you'd like to message me to improv a sexy story, let's go!

I love my wife above all else. We have a strong love and rich, intimate love life. I won't cheat on her. Why would I with someone who only asks, "Do you bottom?" I'll never meet up with anyone, so the answer is easy, "You'll never know."

I've learned many things over the years, most I discovered by tripping over them and pretending it was intentional. I have a knack for looking wildly productive while accomplishing absolutely nothing. If you’ve ever seen someone typing furiously on a laptop--that was likely not even on--it was probably me.

I call myself “versatile,” which has different definitions here and in the sexually-constrained world. I think I can pivot in my life easily, or with little resentment, and move on to another project. Pivoting here means people. Just to start, I like a lot of stuff as long as participants don't get hurt, violence is neither real or simulated. All actors or participants must be of proper age/over 18.

Despite my quirks—or because of them—I remain beloved by friends, family, and anyone who’s witnessed my ongoing feud with fitted sheets. My guiding principle is simple: life is short, masturbate often, and never trust a microwave clock—they lie with confidence.