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Tôi là:
BartTheBear, 26 tuổi, nam giới, đồng tính
Từ:
Piotrków Trybunalski, Ba Lan
Tìm kiếm:
Nam giới, đồng tính
Ngôn ngữ:
Tiếng Anh, Tiếng Phần Lan, Tiếng Đức, Tiếng Ba Lan
Giáo dục:
Tốt nghiệp trường
Nghề nghiệp:
Teacher / Writer / Anthropologist
Thu nhập:
Trung bình
Trẻ em:
Không, và không muốn bất kỳ
Tôn giáo:
Bất khả tri
Hút thuốc:
Không bao giờ
Uống rượu:
Thỉnh thoảng
Dấu sao:
Thiên Bình
Webcam:
Tôi trông ra sao
Dân tộc:
Đa trắng
Loại cơ thể:
Chắc nịch
Độ dài của tóc:
Trung bình
Màu tóc:
Khác
Màu mắt:
Xám
Chiều cao:
6 ft 2 in (188 cm)
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Giới thiệu tôi

Lovable Silly Puppy with crippling anxiety and a refillable prescription for Xanax 🐶 so Brutes, Nincompoops and Savages please pass along and pay me no mind.

English Philologist/Amateur Anthropologist/Writer/Dog Dad

Just Completed my Bachelor's Dissertation entitled "The Evil Within - Comprehensive Analysis of Monsters in The Anglophone Texts of Culture".

Currently occupied by my studies in English Philology on the Masters level. Specialising in literary and culture studies especially in regards to all things British.

B1 c++ f- g++ k+ p r s- t+ w+

If you know you know...

Howdy!

What am I looking for? Friends first and foremost. I do get a bit lonely sometimes so it's nice to have someone to talk to and say hi when the boredom strikes.

We may as well cover all the Birds and Bees related stuff. Not completely opposed to it. But at least have the decency to say Hi and get to know me before pursuing the narrative.

I guess what I'm trying to say I wouldn't mind a bit of a Bromance. You know... Hang out, explore / sightsee / travel together, cook / dine together and when the mood is right cuddle and forget about the idea of separate beds for a while.

I do have my type but I'm more than happy to chat with anyone. So feel free to send me a message regardless of your *insert physical characteristic / personality type here*. Now that I mentioned my type I guess I should share it with you huh?

Guys with puppy eyes go straight up to the top of my list. Obviously I love me a bear and generally tend to be interested in men older than me. Both of these things increase the chance of some sort of body fur that I absolutely adore, but It is not obligatory. Some guys look great smooth. Same when it comes to facial hair.

Personality wise I am and always been a scholar by heart and I am drawn towards people with wisdom. Good communication skills are appreciated since I love me a good conversation. Dog lovers are more than welcome as I am a Dog Dad myself and certainly wouldn't mind to get to know a couple of owners alongside their pups. And last but certainly not least... I love puns. But more than anything else I love to torment people with puns. So as much as I love other pun enthusiasts it's the pun haters that truly do steal my heart.

Celebrity crushes?
1) Greg Davies
2) Bob Hoskins
3) Spencer Tracy

So you've made it through the first section and would like to know what am I into?

Posthuman Studies 🤖: I'm very into the topics such as Cyborgs, Androids, Visions of the future on earth, The Anthropocene etc. Alex Garland is the best contemporary director of Sci-Fi and you cannot tell me otherwise. Just watch DEVS, Ex-Machina or Annihilation.
Any fellow enthusiasts of the Everret's Theory and the Multiverse interpretation of the reality?

Eurovision Song Contest 🎤: Despite all the criticism and controversies surrounding the event I do tune in annually to watch it live. Apart from that I've written a number of different Eurovision themed articles and actively follow the national finals / internal selections every year.
Favourite song? Italy 1997 Fiumi Di Parole.

Creative / Academic Writing ✍️: I've published a couple of stories and theatre scripts so far. Whenever I get bored I tend to grab a piece of paper or open up some writing software and start creating. Recently I've been focusing on refining my writing and making it more academic, following an extensive period of publishing on AO3 during the summer. Most recent academic publication was an article devoted to Japanese concept of Tsujigiri.

Reality TV Shows 📺: I have a soft spot for all the early VH1 stuff, especially the "Of Love" shows. I've noticed that I'm usually drawn towards the shows which have some sort of a a competition aspect involved. I think that's my inner statistic and game theory passionate speaking, who is incredibly excited about all the tables and data to analyse.

Professional Wrestling 🤼: I'm mainly into the mainstream stuff such as WWE, IMPACT, New Japan or AEW but I do occasionally tune in to observe the Indie scene. No my fondness of wrestling is not connected with big bulky men aggressively hugging each other. Ok maybe it is slightly. But the reason why I enjoy it so much is the performance aspect of the whole show. Things can get theatrical at times and I love the choices behind some of the character designs.

Dogs 🐕: Wolves are awesome, Werewolves are awesomer and dogs are the awesomest (Yes I am aware that those are improper forms of the comparative and superlative for the adjective "Awesome"). I am a proud Papa of one handsome pup and have a total of 5 dogs portrayed on my body in the form of tattoos.

Golden Age of Hollywood 📽️: Movies from that period truly know how to grab me by the soul and watching them often proves to be therapeutic at the end of a long and tough week. I am a sucker for a good drama / romance from that period and I'm always rooting for the underdog (unless we're talking Eve Harrington... She's scary) and hope for happy ending (followed by a wedding preferably).

Art Calligraphy and Drawing 🖌️: I am one versatile beast of an artist. And I know that statement may sound full of hubris (and trust me it probably is) but I've put a lot of hard work into my ability to create things. I've done anything but photo realism (I respect the hell out of people who can pull it out but it's not a style for me) up until this point with some of my favourite styles involving: New School, Surrealism, Neotraditional and Japanese Traditional. Also, I have a habit of handwriting letters and sending them to my friends alongside some drawings I've made specifically for them.

Thanks for coming by and giving my profile a read. Good receptive skills are highly appreciated and openly sought by me. Here's a cookie for all your troubles and time devoted to reading through my profile 🍪
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